A Note from the Author:
Look, I’m not a professional singer. Never claimed to be. But once upon a time, we had a bit of a talent shortage - and in a moment of artistic desperation (or questionable judgment), I stepped up to the mic and gave this song a shot.

Was it brave? Maybe. Was it good? Debatable.

But justice has finally been served: we’ve found a REAL vocalist to bring this one to life the way it was meant to be heard. The new version can be heard on the upcoming Showstoppers! album, and I can't wait for everyone to hear it. My original attempt will be quietly escorted out the back door.

—Rich